Taco Seasoning

Source: me.

[seasoning]

Ingredients

• 1/4c spicy
• 1tbsp each oregano, garlic powder, cumin
• .5tsp coriander

Overnight Oats

Source: the internet. it's vague, but true.

[breakfast] [noCook]

Ingredients

• 3/4c oats
• 3/4c soy milk
• 1/4c greek yogurt
• 1tbsp chia seeds

Add-ins

• Instant pudding mix!
• ...sweetener.
• Cocoa powder, peanut butter, banana.

Alfredo Sauce

Source: too much time online

[sauce]

Ingredients

• A stick of butter.
• 1c heavy cream.
• 1.5-2c parmesan

Taco Bowl

Source: me.

Ingredients

• Chicken w/ taco seasoning.
• Veggies: corn, black beans, onion.
• Salsa!

Pig heart

Source: youtube

[dinner]

Ingredients

• Pig heart
• 4 cloves garlic or .5tsp garlic powder
• 3-4 Thai chilis
• A sprinkle of palm sugar
• 2tsp oyster sauce
• 1tbsp of fish sauce...and then a little more, for good measure
• 1/2tsp pepper. I usually roast + grind white pepper.
• A few lime leaves
• Lime juice (to taste)

Chicken Soup

Source: modified from Cracking the Coconut, by Su-Mei Yu. pg74.

[thai] [soup]

Ingredients

• Large chunk galanga, half sliced, half crushed
• One head garlic, crushed
• Two handfuls sliced lemongrass
• Large handful of cilantro, crushed
• 1tsp white pepper, crush
• Onion or a few shallots, cut
• Depending on how much broth I want: 1-2 cans each coconut milk and cream, or 1 carton of Aroy-D coconut cream
• 2-3lb chicken breasts, cubed. Or a package of tofu w/ 1.5x seasoning
• Handful of lime leaves
• Small handful of Thai chilis, minced and crushed
• Three New Mexico chiles, softened in water, minced and crushed
• 1/4c fish sauce...and then some
• More lime

Instructions

• Bring coconut milk/cream to boil
• Add seasonings, bring to boil
• Add onion/shallot, cook until slightly transparent
• Add chicken, keep at simmer until cooked

Beef, Lotus Seed, and Green Papaya Stew

Source: modified from Cracking the Coconut, by Su-Mei Yu. pg106.

[thai] [soup]

Ingredients

• 1 package lotus seeds (~1lb?), softened in water
• 1/2 papaya, in strips. I cut the half in half the short way and use a vegetable peeler. Save seeds.
• Half of a one-inch palm sugar round
• 1/4c fish sauce
• 2lb beef, cubed. Pork is okay, but not as good.
• 1tbsp soy sauce
• 3tbsp of mixed cilantro, coriander, garlic, and white pepper
• Small handful of Thai chilis, minced
• Lime juice!

Instructions

• Submerge beef in water. Bring to a boil, drain scum. Repeat until broth is (mostly) clear
• Add everything but papaya. Papaya seeds go in cheesecloth bag. Keep at a simmer.
• After ~1.5hr, discard papaya seeds, add papaya, cook until papaya is translucent.

Pork and Banana Curry

Source: modified from Cracking the Coconut, by Su-Mei Yu. pg217.

[thai] [soup]

Seasoning

• 1/2tsp each cumin, caraway, white pepper
• 1tbsp each coriander, cilantro roots
• 1/2 head garlic
• Large handful of dried small chilis, softened in water
• Pinch grated nutmeg
• Medium handful minced lemongrass
• 1tsp fermented shrimp paste
• Small chunk galanga
• 1/2 of a one-inch round of palm sugar
• A couple of Thai chilis

Ingredients

• 2lb pork, cubed, marinated in pineapple juice, some soy sauce, some fish sauce
• Two cans coconut milk + 1/2 can coconut cream...or a carton of coconut cream.
• Two green bananas, sliced and rinsed
• An onion, cut to same size as pork
• A few lime leaves
• 1/4c fish sauce

Instructions

• Cook pork in oven for 30min at 350degF
• Bring coconut milk + cream to boil. Add seasoning.
• Bring to boil. Add onions.
• Bring to boil. Add pork and banana.
• Bring to boil. Lower to simmer until banana has softened (~15min).
• Serve with lime juice and Thai basil.

chocolate coconut fudge

Source: youtube.

Ingredients

• Coconut cream bar (aka why I found this recipe in the first place.)
• Some molasses (or maple syrup, like she says. I have molasses, so that's what I used)
• 1/4c cocoa powder
• Tad bit o' vanilla
• Tad bit o' pudding mix

Instructions

• Heat coconut cream bar until liquid. Add everything else. Stir until combined. Change containers.

you're a dumbass who needs to remember dumbass things to eat

• Salad: pick leaves, plant matter, (chicken cubes,) (crunchy thing,) and liquid.
• Yogurt. Good add-ins include jello/pudding mix and fruit.
• Eggs.
  • Poach via microwave. Add water, crack eggs, ~2min (depending on microwave and number of eggs).
  • Pasta sauce.
  • FISH SAUCE. And spicy.
  • how did you forget about cheese. goes well with salsa, too.
  • Feta and pesto.
• Buy deli meat and provolone. Place provolone on top of meat. Place another piece of meat on top. Roll it up. Congrats, it's food.
• Peaches come from a can / they were put there by a man...